So where are we at now with the number of states allowing gay marriage? Five?
Everyone seems particularly excited about Iowa. It's good news. Cheers. But if I hear one more person say "...well you know what they say about Iowa? .....So goes the rest of the nation!" I will have a seizure. Actually I will have a cigarette. Then I will have a seizure. I'm finding that remark is always delivered with a raised eyebrow and cocked head as if to beckon anyone in earshot to say "Wow - we hadn't thought of that... what rare political insight you have into the nation!" It's political hack.
Why am I grouchy. Oh I know..... Buy me a drink. Back to gay marriage.
If Mr. Smartypant's very original observation of Iowa comes true and gay marriage does becomes a nationwide right, I think Lesbians will be particularly pleased. It seems to be the third date in their courting system.
I think Las Vegas will change forever into the Lesbian honeymoon capital of the world. All the mega conventions that come to Las Vegas? No more. It's going to be one big dykes on bikes convention year round. No more showgirls. At least not the ones we're used to. They'll be baby dyke showgirls. The ones with the faux hawks and boxer shorts and wifebeaters with a lot of angst. No more Tom Jones. It's Ani DiFranco baby.
And personally - I think it will be lot of fun. One big awesome blossom of vag in the desert.
Everyone seems particularly excited about Iowa. It's good news. Cheers. But if I hear one more person say "...well you know what they say about Iowa? .....So goes the rest of the nation!" I will have a seizure. Actually I will have a cigarette. Then I will have a seizure. I'm finding that remark is always delivered with a raised eyebrow and cocked head as if to beckon anyone in earshot to say "Wow - we hadn't thought of that... what rare political insight you have into the nation!" It's political hack.
Why am I grouchy. Oh I know..... Buy me a drink. Back to gay marriage.
If Mr. Smartypant's very original observation of Iowa comes true and gay marriage does becomes a nationwide right, I think Lesbians will be particularly pleased. It seems to be the third date in their courting system.
I think Las Vegas will change forever into the Lesbian honeymoon capital of the world. All the mega conventions that come to Las Vegas? No more. It's going to be one big dykes on bikes convention year round. No more showgirls. At least not the ones we're used to. They'll be baby dyke showgirls. The ones with the faux hawks and boxer shorts and wifebeaters with a lot of angst. No more Tom Jones. It's Ani DiFranco baby.
And personally - I think it will be lot of fun. One big awesome blossom of vag in the desert.
